Max Pigott
Maggie Madigan Erlandson
Currently listening to: Bob Dylan - Song To Woody
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When it turned 12:34:56 today (the date of which is 7/8/9), I did what everyone else did and celebrated by reminding myself that time is a man-made construct that is used to control us.
I cheered loudly at 12:45:21 instead. Fuck the man.
lol, fuck yes.
why was six afraid of seven? because 07/08/09
(via bitchville)
I remember rollie polies being a lot more fun.
find me a job.
DontEvenReply.com
Sweet mercy. Check out this hilarious collection of e-mails that this guy sends to people who post classified ads. His goal is solely to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. Too good. (via Mutt’s Blog)
“ No one wants to eat my cum on this tour. ”
John, the creepiest band member.
cleanin’ and packin’ and sleepin’. this is a great wednesday afteroon.
“ Michael Jackson had me suck one nipple and twist the other nipple while Michael Jackson masturbated. On one occasion when Michael Jackson and I were in bed together Michael Jackson grabbed my buttock and kissed me and he put his tongue in my ear. I told him I didn’t like that. Michael Jackson started to cry. [He] told me I should not tell anyone else what had happened. He said this was a secret. ”
13 year old’s 1993 declaration against Michael Jackson.
Let’s just remember something a little bit past Billie Jean, is all I’m saying.
(via natface)
— EXACTLY
(via pie0)
